Xydexx Versus Goons? It's Less Likely Than You Think!

Summary: Xydexx has always been opposed to violence at Furry cons, but being well-known in Furry fandom means delusional people make things up about him.

Once upon a time, a delusional little nobody wrote on Encyclopedia Durrmatica:

Back in January 2005, Xydexx hilariously suggested that those horrid Something Awful Goons be physically chastised to teach them not to mess with the furries in a sequence of inane LiveJournal commentsposted which he promptly deleted when the drugs wore off. Two years after the original lunacy, when everyone had forgotten about it, Xydexx resurrected that ancient thread to inform everyone he had created an absurd "rebuttal" of Squnq's "interpretation" of his deleted posts (or something) and basically suggested that Squnq made all that crazy shit up etcetera etcetera.

Since then, his butthurt has transformed into full-blown paranoia bordering on schizophrenia, in which anyone and everyone appears to be Triggur, another middle-aged furfag who is the subject of one of Xydexx's many psychotic obsessions. Currently, Xydexx is using his gaggle of sockpuppets to make weird and pathetic edits to related ED articles, fooling no one with his use of the the standard Xydexx catchphrase, "taking the Internet too seriously." One would be tempted to say that this was when the helium finally took over Xydexx's brain and he finally lost his mind, but Xydexx has been fucking balloons for so long that it's hard to decide when, exactly, he crossed the line from being a comically long-term lolcow to just being another Internet psycho.

Well, isn't that lovely?

Here's the whole story of what really happened, if you're really interested. Most people aren't. At this point it's of academic interest to me at best, because it serves as an example of people who—unable to argue their way out of a wet paper bag—have to resort to making shit up about me on the internet.

Now, to be honest, it used to bother me that certain delusional individuals need to rage about me for whatever it is they thought I've done. Not so much anymore, though, because I have a habit of finding the silver lining in the worst of situations.

The silver lining is the fact that I use the delusional things people write about me as a litmus test, a judge of character. People who believe those sort of things are not the sort of people I need to be associated with. People who actually get to know me are the ones worth having around.

Hey, it's a test that hasn't failed yet.

What Xydexx Really Thinks Of Goons

Xydexx doesn't blanket-identify all Goons as furry-hating assholes, because the fact is he doesn't think about Goons much at all. Xydexx is aware there are awesome people and awesome content on Something Awful; he's also aware there are self-loathing furries on Something Awful who are only tolerated because they're willing to dump on the fandom. (Furry fandom has its flaws, but there's a big difference between handling them discreetly and ignoring them.)

Xydexx doesn't harsh on those he's identified as the so-called "Enemy" at every opportunity1... because he's usually too busy riding his weirdo bike around, or making renovations to his new home, taking inventory of his inflatable animal collection, playing MineCraft, browsing FurAffinity, finding MineCraft pr0n on FurAffinity, researching abandoned towns, chasing deer with airpumps, or about 150 other things that are more important than the Imaginary War People Think Xydexx Is Engaged In With Goons.

1 Xydexx does hold people accountable for what they say, however. So far, the only people who claim Xydexx holds grudges have been people who want to shift attention away from their own bad behavior instead of apologizing for it.

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