Xydexx and Kindrift go Quantity Surveying

Summary: Internet obsessions of a new decade? Kindrift's weird fixation with Xydexx the highly-squeakable inflatable unicorn.

Once upon a time, a delusional little nobody wrote on Encyclopedia Durrmatica:

In early 2010 X turned his bile on fellow furry Greenreaper, irate that his furry news site wasn't toeing the official Xydexx line, making bizarre blog posts and trolling comment threads on Flayrah. Following standard Squeakypony operating procedure, he quickly deleted the blog posts after attracting everyone's attention so that he could deny everything and go into a snit about people obsessing over him. And speaking of obessions, he currently seems to be developing a fixation on Kindrift, leading light of Vivisector, so watch this space!

The funniest part about this is that these guys missed the boat about the problems over on WikiFur and Greenreaper's credibility problems, what with him treating the Russian Popper Mafia as a "difference of opinion" rather than delusional ramblings of a paranoid nutcase. But the guys over at Vivisector have always been kinda out of the loop when it comes to fandom stuff...

...like Kindrift's Softpaw Magazine Collection.

But like most stuff on ED, they get it wrong. I think what really deserves additional scrutiny at this juncture is Kindrift's odd obsession with everyone's favorite squeaky pony, Xydexx:

"Hey, man, you don't talk to Xydexx. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "What's your fursona?"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a sexy hermit crab scuttling across floors of silent seas..." —Kindrift

Because I've got nothing to hide, but it's already pretty obvious Kindrift does1, so (as they say) watch this space! -=)

Kindrift, avid reader of Softpaw Magazine. -- xydexx dot com
I've got nothing to hide, but Kindrift apparently does...

1 Not that we'd want to make Kindrift more paranoid than he already is. It's not his fault that Xydexx sees everything. Maybe I should've been a coyote. Except Kindrift uses coyotes as an excuse to be a jerk, so maybe not. Maybe if I were an inflatable coyote, that'd be better. Maybe that's the real issue... Kindrift wishes he had an inflatable coyote. Or maybe Kindrift just wants to use Xydexx as a pool toy or something. I dunno.

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