NO INFLATABLE REINDEER WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBPAGE.
Welcome to the Inflatable Reindeer Puzzle Page. That chaotic squeaking mass of vinyl animals is my contribution to making the Internet a weirder (and thus cooler) place. Aren't they cute? I think so. That's what makes the internet so much fun during the holidays, right? A big pile of tightly-inflated reindeer... and eggnog. And tinsel, and mistletoe. But mostly eggnog and reindeer. That's a recipe for a memorable holiday if I ever saw one. Get a video camera and you'll have some holiday memories your family will never forget...
It's never too late to make inflatable reindeer a holiday tradition. The purpose of this page is for you to guess how many of my delightful reindeer pals are in the hallway here. It shouldn't be too difficult. Counting them is half the fun, I think. I know I had one heck of a time trying to count them when they were all blown up and squeaking noisily against each other...
Anyway. This page exists because I think antlers are cute1. You'd be cute too if you were wearing antlers. Or if you linked to this page. People who link to this page are cute.
Wait a minute, let me say that again:
Antlers are cute. Everyone looks cute when they wear antlers and prance around like a reindeer. You should totally do that and make a video and put it up on YouTube, because the internet needs more of that.
I don't think you've linked to this page enough. Please link to this page some more, and ask our delightful reindeer pals a question. Maybe they will perform tricks for you. They know all kinds of tricks, yessir.
We've recently heard news that a giant inflatable Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer parade balloon crashed into a streetlight and popped:
Oh deer. Oh deer oh deer oh deer...
1 This page was originally created sometime back in 1997 or so, because I was bored. See what happens when you're bored and know HTML? You end up making totally useless pages like this one. I updated it again at 4:20 pm on November 9, 2010 because it's always 4:20 somewhere. And then weird people from the internet will come and look at it! It's amazing!