Little Surprises

Welcome, curious cybertraveller! You have stumbled across the delightfully demented home of Xydexx Squeakypony! Dedicated to bringing you little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous since... 1998 or so, I think. The phrase comes from the whimsical 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, in case you're curious. And if there's one thing the internet needs, it's more whimsy. (PROTIP: Whimsy is awesome; lulz is the opposite of awesome.)

So, what will you find on my crazy little website here? Well, I've got a page documenting Furry fandom, which is about anthropomorphic animal characters. Furry fandom is an offshoot of Sci-Fi fandom, and has many conventions around the world every year. I also have a series of essays I've written about enjoying the fandom, and how to get the most out of it.

I also have a page about exploring abandoned buildings, another of my varied interests. I've been everywhere from old iron ore mines to ghost towns that have been wiped off the map. There's also page on my partner's music/movies/board game collection.

Last but certainly not least, a page dedicated to my herd of inflatable reindeer. It's one of my more popular pages, especially around Christmas time. Even though I don't celebrate Christmas myself (I celebrate Awesome Day, December 22) I couldn't resist sharing my highly squeakable cervine pals with the internet at large.

Arguing With Idiots

A while back, I read some good advice about not arguing with idiots in the comic Non Sequitur, which basically said arguing with idiots makes you an idiot. (The punchline of the joke was if you wanted to avoid arguing with idiots, stay off the internet.) You can view the original comic if you like.

While it's true that I've occasionally gotten sucked into arguments with idiots, it's really only a matter of time before I realize there's better things I can be doing with my time. So then I go off to ride my bike or explore abandoned buildings while they impotently rage and make up shit about me on the internet over... whatever it is they imagine I've done. It's not surprising there's a strong correlation between people who hate on me and people who have some very serious mental problems.

I suppose I could be angry about it, but it really does makes them look kinda sad and pathetic.

Cabbage Fetish

Honestly, I swear I don't even remember how I thought up the idea of a cabbage fetish, but chances are good someone out there has one. If you can imagine it, someone probably has a fetish for it. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not my thing. Sorry to disappoint.

Seriously, I have plenty of kinks of my own. Sometimes I even find ones I didn't realize I have, which is a nice little surprise. It's just that I'm not one of those self-loathing hypocrite perverts who thinks their kinks are AOK and everyone else is a sick fuck. Or worse, the poor Greyfaced individuals whose lives are so empty they laugh at what turns other people on.

Xydexx Squeakypony

Xydexx Squeakypony is an inflatable lavender unicorn who can be found on the internet. He is a Discordian/Pastafarian and yak-worshipping weirdo who believes in spreading awesome all over the internet.

Xydexx is taken way too seriously by people who claim they don't take the internet seriously. Among his many crimes against humanity are horse wrestling, unnecessary smiling, and running over trolls with highway pavers. He once allegedly stole a giant inflatable reindeer from a shopping mall.

When he's not spending time making the internet a weirder (and therefore, more awesome) place, Xydexx explores abandoned buildings and rides his recumbent bicycle.

Contents

Little Surprises

Arguing With Idiots

Cabbage Fetish

Xydexx Squeakypony